PUT ON PANTS

A game with deliberately inconvenient controls about going through your daily routine.

Get yourself to work and unlock an additional mini-game!

Controls will vary based on the level. In general:

W/A/S/D: control one half of your body

Arrow keys: control the other half of your body

Spacebar: hip thrust or select

E: reload

R: activate mission

ESC: open the menu

F: throw things